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mullets an asshole
i have a substance problem
Created on 2003-12-20 19:33:09 (#1645691), last updated 2004-07-21
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| Name: | dovid |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-23 |
| Location: | Flushing, New York, United States |
I like drugs and sex. I like being high. I am high right now. Very very high. Like a balloon. Or a starship. Or the sun. Or like a bird. A very high bird. I like chicken. Especially fried chicken. I'm not black though, I'm jewish. But I hate jews because they're assholes. They make me eat the blood of christians on passover. When I grow up I want to be just like my dad. But he says I can't officially be an alcoholic until I'm 21. I'll be 21 very soon then, and my dad promises he'll let me get a drinking problem then. I have 2 friends, mullet and alisa. Alisa claims she's not high, but i think she is cause she
s a lot hotter when she's stoned. But at least mullet has a big dick. They're also high right now. In fact mullet is even writing this for me. We're going to go smoke some more now. Bye!
s a lot hotter when she's stoned. But at least mullet has a big dick. They're also high right now. In fact mullet is even writing this for me. We're going to go smoke some more now. Bye!
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